Epic sarcastic one liner tweets (part 2)

Yup!

Any hand held object is a potential weapon for mom.

— Sarcasm (@sarcastic_us) 8 January 2017

Never gonna be a millionaire! -_-

I came in this world to become a millionaire and eat lots of food.
Till now I have only eaten lots of food.

— Sarcasm (@sarcastic_us) 5 January 2017

Exactly!

If steroids are illegal for athletes then Photoshop should be illegal for models.

— Sarcasm (@sarcastic_us) 2 January 2017

Oops!

I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

— Sarcasm (@sarcastic_us) 30 December 2016

-_-

Dear Youtube,
Stop showing me the Dubai tourism ads.
I am broke af and I can't even afford to go to the local mall.

— Sarcasm (@sarcastic_us) 19 December 2016

Every time!

Sometimes I make plans to study and then go to sleep and eventually never fulfill the plans.

— Sarcasm (@sarcastic_us) 12 December 2016

Slow Claps!

I don't like to brag but I finished my 8 hours strict study schedule in 10 minutes.

— Sarcasm (@sarcastic_us) 5 December 2016

Selfish you!

The elevator has so many ups and downs in his life only because of you.

Do you think about that?

No! You only think about yourself!

— Sarcasm (@sarcastic_us) 27 November 2016

Height of being optimistic! XD

The positive side of the air pollution is that you won't have to use smoke filter anymore while taking selfies.

— Sarcasm (@sarcastic_us) 6 November 2016

Truth!

Not everyone in your friend list has a cool DP because not everyone has a friend with a DSLR.

— Sarcasm (@sarcastic_us) 19 October 2016