This Week In Covid Conspiracy Theories

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Have you heard the latest? Hucksters are now selling "5G Protection Necklaces" to the anti-vaxxer crowd, which are designed to shield the wearer from deadly rays emanating from cell phone towers. Which of course they believe causes Covid or something.

Jesus wept.

I've got a cheaper alternative for them, pictured here...

In a delicious twist of irony, it turns out that the necklaces actually contain low levels of radiation! Yep, the very necklaces designed to protect people from 5G waves are radioactive! Authorities are warning people not to wear the necklaces, and to bring them to special waste centers for safe disposal.

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